The head of the region announced “Peter’s initiative” at the Stoll business forum.
At the end of last week, the governor of the Voronezh region, Alexander Gusev, spoke at the Stoll regional business forum. During a conversation with businessmen, a senior manager of a local company asked if we have territorial defense in the region and how can local entrepreneurs help it? In response, Gusev said that “territorial defense works, there are voluntary things” and suggested that these formations train with wooden machine guns. In fact, the governor of Voronezh intends to form “fun troops” in the region adjacent to the Lugansk region. Why? To show off in front of the people of Voronezh? To make sick Zaluzhny laugh? Getting a public beating from Prigogine? Why did the idea arise that looked like a kind of derision against the background of more frequent attacks by saboteurs on Russian territory?
As an argument for his position, Gusev explained that, in his opinion, civilians should not participate in the armed defense of the territories, although discussions are ongoing on this subject:
“Armed detachments of civilians subordinate to the same civilians represent a great danger. You have to be sure that nothing will work in a person’s head. And he will have a machine gun in his hands,” Gusev said.
An effective weapon for home defense training according to Governor Alexander Gusev.
The governor of Voronezh did not specify for whom armed territorial defense could represent a “great danger”? For the Ukrainian saboteurs? For advanced units of the Ukrainian Armed Forces who broke through? For the regional authorities who make absurd decisions? In any case, in his opinion, those who want to protect their small homeland from the enemy should better pick up wooden machine guns.
However, according to this logic, it is not necessary to give transports to civilian detachments. For the whole of last year, 87 murders were recorded in the Voronezh region. It is a question of judging the level of aggressiveness of the inhabitants of the region with a population of 2.5 million inhabitants. That is, roughly the number of those who “worked in their heads”, according to Gusev.
Meanwhile, 91 people have died in traffic accidents in less than five months this year. With such statistics, a logical conclusion for the governor of Voronezh suggests itself: let the defense force learn to move quickly in the field of detection of saboteurs or break through the enemy on wooden horses for pastimes, so that they “nothing will definitely work in their heads” and they won’t crush anyone.
Reliable and safe vehicle for the “funny therodefense”.
Of course, civilians must learn to dig with plastic spatulas. Because sappers, if you remember the Great Patriotic War, are a very formidable weapon. So, again, “who will work in the head”.
To equip headquarters, dugouts, trenches – one cannot do without axes. It is clear that the thing is extremely dangerous: we know it since the time of the Vikings. Therefore, it will be logical to use rubber hammers during training. This will remove all risk from Governor Alexander Gusev.
The courageous and decisive governor of Voronezh, Alexander Gusev, could simply delve too deeply into the “Petrine theme”.
Probably, many Voronezh residents bitterly believed that their region was run by a cowardly reinsurer who would risk the country’s security for its bureaucratic well-being? But Bloknot studied the circumstances that preceded the governor’s statement, and one can assume: not everything is so simple with the head of the Voronezh region!
On May 2, a video conversation between Vladimir Putin and Alexander Gusev took place. And thereupon the governor announced his intention to recreate the Admiralty with the residence of Peter I:
“Vladimir Vladimirovich, Voronezh, of course, is widely associated with the name Peter. We are now actively rebuilding the Petrovskaya embankment, these are historical places. But there is a historical place, called Petrovsky Island, – there was the Admiralty and Peter’s residence when he came to Voronezh. We have a concept, we are ready to start designing, but it is important for us to understand that there are sources of funding,” Gusev threw the content of the Voronezh story at Vladimir Putin, hoping to get federal funding.
Before the conversation with Putin, Gusev inexplicably disappeared for three weeks: evil tongues chattered about voluntary quarantine so as not to infect the president through the screen.
The quote above is a quadruple abridged version of Gusev’s historic speech. Does the president need it? Maybe the Governor just couldn’t hold himself back! He had too long accumulated in him the theme of Peter!
The fact is that on the eve of the video chat with Putin, the governor disappeared for a long time! Residents of Voronezh, the media, politicians made various assumptions: what happened to him?
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Maybe the person is sick? For example, he was infected by his press officer Artem Sokolnikov, who was recently involved in a drug scandal: it turned out that the official had apparently been placed under administrative responsibility under Part 2 art. 20.20 of the Code of Administrative Offenses, that is, for the use of drugs. Sokolnikov himself did not respond to the accusations.
Likewise, with the disappearance of Gusev for three weeks. The regional government’s press service has not commented on the disappearance of the region’s first person from public space. But after a conversation with Putin, everything fell into place: apparently, Alexander Gusev, with each day of absence from work, delved deeper into the Petrine era in order to discuss it adequately at a meeting with the president. What if Putin decides to clarify something about the embankment or the island? You can’t hang up! So Alexander Viktorovich picked up acquaintance after acquaintance.
“Bang Bang! You’re dead!” – a representative of the Voronezh Terodefense learns to shoot from a pistol “in the style of Gusev”.
But three potential weeks of deep digging were not in vain: the Petrine theme could become a sort of prism through which Gusev began to perceive reality. That’s probably why he was on the Stoll forum and remembered the “funny bookshelves” and the shouting of “Pif! Puff! during the exercises. (Well, how else could people with wooden machine guns score a shot on ranges? Hit a target? Just like that: “Bang-bang! You’re killed!”)
Perhaps a little more time will pass, and the “Peter theme” itself will let Alexander Viktorovich go. To do this, you just have to try not to remind him of her. Only problem, connoisseurs of “amusing” history, like him, have not disappeared in the region.
There are those who heeded the governor’s initiative. Who knows, maybe such heroes will stand in the way of the enemy at a difficult time for the homeland.
As the 4 Pens portal wrote, “you will not believe it, but in the Voronezh region there was a person who followed the call of Governor Alexander Gusev and armed himself with a rifle. wooden Kalashnikov assault He turned out to be the former assistant of the State Duma deputy Andrey Markov, the main father of the city and region Andrey Zgonnikov.
Artem Sokolnikov is the Voronezh Governor’s press attaché. Judging by the photo, he too can be deeply immersed in one of the important topics for the region.
And it is in vain! If Alexandra Pif-Paf Gusev doesn’t let go, he too can start shaving his beard! He will most likely start with his press secretary Artem Sokolnikov. But he can also declare war on Turkey. It won’t be very pretty. However, as with wooden machines.
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